Ultima belongs to ORIGIN and pricciar probably belongs to himself. That should do.

<Nugatory> Let's see...
<Nugatory> Once upon a time a beautiful world was populated by fruit.
<Nugatory> It was called Fruitana.
<pricciar> Did I live there?
<Nugatory> It was ruled by the wise and kind Lord Papaya.
<Nugatory> No.
<pricciar> It must be pretty boring without me.
<pricciar> But very beautiufl.
<pricciar> beautiful, too.
<Nugatory> One day Lord Papaya called opon the champion of the land; The Avocado.
<Nugatory> And said onto her "Yo, there isth a evil pineapple ravaging the land. Go kill it."
<pricciar> Papaya talks funny.
<Nugatory> And so The Avacado went forth with her compainons who wert named...
<Nugatory> Umm...
<pricciar> Tuluhoop and Bulaboop?
<Nugatory> Peachre..
<Nugatory> Pearmino...
<pricciar> lol
<Nugatory> And Kiwi.
<Nugatory> And so they went forth, and there was much rejocing.
<pricciar> Why did they rejoice, wasnt the pineapple still ravaging?
<Nugatory> And they came opon a band of evil grapes and Kiwi accidently shot The Avocado in the 
           butt.
<pricciar> lol
<Nugatory> And the Avacado got really pissed and castith fireball on Kiwi.
<Nugatory> And had to goeth back to Lord Papaya's to get him resurrected.
<pricciar> Wow, papaya can resurrrect?
<Nugatory> And so they struck out again and finally cameth to the evil pineapples cave.
<Nugatory> Then the Great Earth Bannana suddenly appered, and said..
<Nugatory> "Hey, Avocado! You willeth need this sword you puny little mortal!" 
<Nugatory> And the Avocado saideth "Hey, if you're here Peachre should be dead!"
<Nugatory> And so 
<Nugatory> Peachre disapeared.
<Nugatory> And there was much rejocing.
<Nugatory> Do you like it so far?
<pricciar> Yes its a very good bed time story.
<pricciar> you certainly have a certain afffection for fruit.
<Nugatory> And The Avocado picked up the Bannana Sword and headed into the cave with her two 
           remaining thugs.
<pricciar> bannana thugs. lol
<Nugatory> And so they came upon a tea cart and were offered yogurt onna stick by a apricot and 
           a starfruit.
<Nugatory> And they refused.
<Nugatory> Heading onward slightly greener, they cameth upon the evil pineapple.
<Nugatory> And they hacked it up into little bitty pieces because I'm too tired to write anymore.
<Nugatory> Finis.
<pricciar> Very good. I am impressed.